Wilkommen

Free!

2006-03-29T01:20:00.000-08:00

Apologies for the vast amount of time that has passed since my last confessional. Who am I apologising to? Anybody there? No? Oh well...

For my own peace of mind I shall recount what befell me.

I was imprisoned in a hospital for the mentally depraved. It was a a hope of the government that my overt hornyness could be curtailed while banged up. However I was kept in solitairy confinement, and far from stopping me, I had little else to do but masturbate while I was all alone in that dark room.

I am pleased to say my autofellatio technique improved vastly. I am now quite capable of sucking the whole head and then some! Although I swear when they measured my height when I was dismissed from the hospital, I was slightly shorter from my stoop!

But when you are alone for that long you need to entertain yourself or you go mad. My back does ache a bit now though...

I was finally released when they decided that I was an incurable case, and I was having an effect on nursing staff too. They used to gather at the grate in my door at night to catch a view of the man who can blow himself. They used to toss in coins as if I was some sort of street performer...

Perhaps thats the career I should pursue?

Moist

2005-06-29T09:41:00.000-07:00

I had an absolutely fantastic wank the other night.

Lots of moisturising cream!

The sensation as the cold cream squirted onto my cock was so so good. I rubbed the white liquid slowly into the head and stroked up and down the shaft to ensure everything was covered. The ease at which my hand slid along the length of my cock was unbelievable. Why have I not done this more???

Thinking about it now is giving me a hardon... Perhaps I should nip off and get the moisturiser!

Big Momma

2005-06-06T14:50:00.000-07:00

Have just watched Big Brother and fuck it was horny. Perhaps I should have taken my friends advice and applied. There was all sorts of shenanigans going on in the bedroom, Makosi doing a strip got me wanking off, and had I been in the house I would have whipped it out.

Her tits drive me wild. Then they were all watching each other doing things, so so kinky. Makosi was playing with Anthony's cock (he is a cock) and he was playing with her tits while everyne was looking under the covers... Ooh I'm so sad! But sad and horny, which is better than just being sad.

Peeping Tom

2005-06-06T12:15:00.000-07:00

I was just busy playing with my hard cock when I heard the sound of young women outside. I darted into the room next door to look out of the window and saw some ladies I recognised as being easy on the eye. As I was already hard and horny, it seemed only natural to continue wanking while watching the women walk by.

God it was good. My cock so very very hard, so much so that it is still erect as I type. I could've spurted almost instantly at the sight of them. It seemed so naughty and exciting. I must admit I think I am something of a voyeur, but am I a peeping tom if it's me looking out of my window rather than in someone elses?

Actually, do I care? It's cock hardeningly fabulous!

No show

2005-05-17T00:40:00.000-07:00

I must say I am a little disappointed. So, nobody is interested in a demonstartion of my 'party trick'?

I thought at least one person would show some mild interest.

I was discussing this with a good friend recently and she had at one point expressed a possible interest in witnessing the feat (for the sake of scientific research perhaps?) . We always said if it came up in conversation (and the locale was right) then maybe it would be interesting.

She has since said she can probably imagine what it'd be like, but I pointed out that this isn't really a substitute. Obviously I am an exhibitionist to a degree but not an out an out one. I am actually rather shy (though I suspect some would refute that).

I'd feel comfortable demonstrating for her as we get on rather well and I don't think it's the sort of thing she'd be particularly bothered about. And life is supposed to be about experiences isn't it?

Non-believers!

2005-05-12T03:57:00.000-07:00

There are a number of people who have expressed their disbelief in the art of auto-fellatio. And it is an art, I can tell you!

There is one way to settle this matter...

I'm not going to post photographic or video proof on here, but...

But, I may be induced to prove it.

Look, seriously if anyone is genuinely interested/intrigued they can contact me. And we'll take it from there.

Enjoy the show!

One-track

2005-05-10T08:45:00.000-07:00

I was directed to Girl with a one-track mind's blog and boy is it right up my street. By the time I finished reading her description of seeing David Lynch's Mulholland Drive I had such an incredibly hard cock. Which is always good by me.

I hope she realises the effect she is having on this particularly easily aroused individual!

I say easily aroused but its not so much the ease at which I become aroused, but the frequency...

Sometimes, at the end of the day, I think "All I did today was be horny." Not that full-filling really but at the time it's joyous!

Work

2005-05-10T04:06:00.000-07:00

I am absolutely knackered.

My dreams continue to be all invasive. My brain is so active at night that when I wake up, I am more tired than when I went to bed!

I didn't even stay up late last night. Sometimes I am up for an awfully long time... Which makes going to bed difficult. But last night I was in bed at a sensible hour.

And then this morning I have no clear recollection of what I was dreaming about, but was yet again met with 'morning glory'. I mean it's good, but when you have to get up and out of bed, its the last thing you need.

I long for the days of full-time education. I had so much time on my hands... I'd often go for a walk in the countryside and find a nice quiet spot where there was nobody around. But now I feel I don't have the time to relax much, which is possibly a good thing. Although it can be frustrating for someone who used to be a two or three-a-day man.

I was once asked at a party about that, and when I said two or three the girl said "A week?" She was a bit surprised, I think, that it was daily. Sometimes I just used to link it all together and have a long session. My record so far is four hours. But Ithink I may have covered that in an earlier entry...

Right, well it's clear I have nothing worth while to write about so I bet clear off and do something productive.

Dream a little dream...

2005-05-05T09:13:00.000-07:00

Right I have been pulled up (or is it pulled off?) for not attending to this blog.

I was under the impression no-one read it so I thought I'd leave it to wither and die. But maybe I should breath a little bit of life into it.

I need to stop dreaming.

I am continuously having extremely vivid dreams. And its getting so that I would rather exist in this Dream Reality than in, well, reality.

Last night was a series of bizarre happenings culminating in a whirlwind of light and sound. Like some kind of interspatial party. It was glorious in its unabandened disregard for reality. There was a truely lovely person incorporated into my sleeping creation, making the whole experience even more enjoyable and absorbing. I completely gave myself to the whims of my imagination.

To write in any detail would perhaps be too private, so I shall leave it there. But just to say that I sometimes wish that dreams were reality.

LEt me know if any of you have had slightly risque dreams involving people you know. It'll be enlightenening and entertaining for me in equal measure.

How long?

2005-04-05T07:21:00.000-07:00

I had a terribly strange conversation today. Never have wires been so crossed.

A friend of mine was talking about how hers was 9 inches long, and obviously I was intrigued for two reasons.

I just wondered how I had never noticed it before. And then she had seen mine. And I know a few friends have indeed seen mine but I couldn't remember her being one of them. I have become quite open to people seeing it over the years. Only if there is an interest from the othe rparty though. I wouldn't dream of just showing people. It has to be a mutually agreed on event... Anyway...

So there we were having this conversation for 10 minutes before she said she must tie her hair up. I wondered what that had to do with what we'd been talking about, until she said that was exactly what we had been talking about! And there was me thinking it was a COCK Convo!

SIGH

2005-03-14T12:13:00.000-08:00

Well I can categorically say that the abstinence failed miserably.

Who was I really kidding? The pleasure seems to be outweighing the pain. The pain being the complete waste of time that... oh do yo uknow what I can't even be bothered writing this right now. I have a terrible migraine and am not really in the mood. Which is a good thing I suppose. At least it means I shouldn;t be wasting my time tonight.

"You'll go blind!"

2005-02-22T15:39:00.000-08:00

I have decided to give up masturbation. All I need to do now is find some kind of drug to eradicate horniness (sp?)

Better hold on to yourself...

2005-02-16T01:04:00.000-08:00

I hate being artisitic... Sometimes anyway...

think the trouble is you see life in a slightly skewed way. And you question reality and things a lot more. One day something may not have any significance but the next is all important. This can happen from second to second too. Masturbation for example can be the biggest high, yet on occasion after ejaculation can leave you feeling empty and deflated. Although this isn't the case all the time.

I have found though, that by masturbating for hours on end and gettig my self on the verge of ejaculation then easing off I prolong the pleasure and don't get the downer of post-ejac blues.
The bad thing about this is that you can end up in a perpetual state of hornyness which can then cloud your judgement, but be terribly fun!

D.I.Y.

2005-02-09T15:54:00.000-08:00

Okay and now for a confession. I am one of those rare people who is able to practise autofellatio. If you don't know what that means, well... Basically... Oh I think you can work it out. Aparantly only one out of a hundred men can perform this act. Woo hoo! I am a rarity!

It hurts your back though...

A dull throbbing ache...

2005-02-07T14:37:00.000-08:00

I've got a headache and I'm tired... The trouble is when I'm tired I feel horny. I'm not altogether sure why, but I think it may have something to do losing consciousness and control over the 'darkside'. Also the drowsiness is akin to drunkeness, so there must be some link there. But strangely even though I feel tired and drunk I am not remotely horny at the moment. This is very odd for me.

I do often talk of being concerned about the frequency and hardness of my erections. So perhaps I should be thankful for small mercies. Not that it's small or anything! Its just that the harder it gets and the bigger it gets, the less blood there is going to my brain, and I sink deeper into a horny stuper. This all becomes a circle of horny doom from which I find it terribly hard to escape.

So as I said, perhaps I should be thankful. At least it means I will get an early night!

The End?

2005-02-07T13:42:00.000-08:00

I know I haven't been going long, but I was thinking of knocking Mycock on the head. But I have been convinced by some very nice people to keep at it. So I'll see what I can bang out...

After the Hollyoaks debacle I have decided to nail up my letter-box...

Whoops!

2005-02-06T14:36:00.000-08:00

Just discovered that the Hollyoaks thing was all a big mistake. It was for some bloke down the road. I thought it was weird. I didn't remember ever going to any audition or anything. Ah well I was hoping for a meatier role in Neighbours anyway.

It's a hard life

2005-01-31T09:41:00.000-08:00

From about 8.30 to 12.30 this morning I was in a priapistic state. Thats 4 hours! Then there was a lull and for the past hour and a half or so I have been in the same state again! Why the hell am I always so horny? Grrrrrrr...

All excited

2005-01-31T05:51:00.000-08:00

I have just got the first script through. They want me to play a gay guy. How come I am always cast as a homosexual. Oh hang on it says bisexual. Well thats not so bad. I guess it means my character can pick and choose...

Teen soap

2005-01-26T10:52:00.000-08:00

I have landed a role in Hollyoaks. The ground-breaking Channel 4 soap opera. I am promised sex scenes and nudity galore. Which may mean I need to sort myself out. Some anti-Viagra could be called for.

Is this a problem

2005-01-24T10:13:00.000-08:00

My intermitant priapism is concerning me. Do you think it should? I mean when I go out cycling it can be all too apparant. And then I have to hop off and dive into a secluded spot and sort it out. But do I go to the Doctor about it?

BB

2005-01-23T13:01:00.000-08:00

So the end is nigh for Celebrity Big Brother. I hope Bez or Brigitte will win. It has been suggested to me that I should apply for next BB for plebs. I pointed out that I would have a bit of a problem in there due to my priapism. Go look it up...

A little bit

2005-01-21T09:46:00.000-08:00

My name is Syton Mycock.

And its about time I got this up and running. People have been telling me for years I should do this. So here I am.

Sooooooo. Okay. Here we go.

Its ten to six and Neighbours is on. Karl is taking Izzy on a rowing boat even though she is petrified of water. Oh he looks so dashing in his cardy. This looks like it sheading for disaster... MB22R the number of the BOAT!

More to come later!