It's a hard life

From about 8.30 to 12.30 this morning I was in a priapistic state. Thats 4 hours! Then there was a lull and for the past hour and a half or so I have been in the same state again! Why the hell am I always so horny? Grrrrrrr...

All excited

I have just got the first script through. They want me to play a gay guy. How come I am always cast as a homosexual. Oh hang on it says bisexual. Well thats not so bad. I guess it means my character can pick and choose...

Teen soap

I have landed a role in Hollyoaks. The ground-breaking Channel 4 soap opera. I am promised sex scenes and nudity galore. Which may mean I need to sort myself out. Some anti-Viagra could be called for.

Is this a problem

My intermitant priapism is concerning me. Do you think it should? I mean when I go out cycling it can be all too apparant. And then I have to hop off and dive into a secluded spot and sort it out. But do I go to the Doctor about it?

BB

So the end is nigh for Celebrity Big Brother. I hope Bez or Brigitte will win. It has been suggested to me that I should apply for next BB for plebs. I pointed out that I would have a bit of a problem in there due to my priapism. Go look it up...

A little bit

My name is Syton Mycock.

And its about time I got this up and running. People have been telling me for years I should do this. So here I am.

Sooooooo. Okay. Here we go.

Its ten to six and Neighbours is on. Karl is taking Izzy on a rowing boat even though she is petrified of water. Oh he looks so dashing in his cardy. This looks like it sheading for disaster... MB22R the number of the BOAT!

More to come later!