"You'll go blind!"

I have decided to give up masturbation. All I need to do now is find some kind of drug to eradicate horniness (sp?)

Better hold on to yourself...

I hate being artisitic... Sometimes anyway...

think the trouble is you see life in a slightly skewed way. And you question reality and things a lot more. One day something may not have any significance but the next is all important. This can happen from second to second too. Masturbation for example can be the biggest high, yet on occasion after ejaculation can leave you feeling empty and deflated. Although this isn't the case all the time.

I have found though, that by masturbating for hours on end and gettig my self on the verge of ejaculation then easing off I prolong the pleasure and don't get the downer of post-ejac blues.
The bad thing about this is that you can end up in a perpetual state of hornyness which can then cloud your judgement, but be terribly fun!

D.I.Y.

Okay and now for a confession. I am one of those rare people who is able to practise autofellatio. If you don't know what that means, well... Basically... Oh I think you can work it out. Aparantly only one out of a hundred men can perform this act. Woo hoo! I am a rarity!

It hurts your back though...

A dull throbbing ache...

I've got a headache and I'm tired... The trouble is when I'm tired I feel horny. I'm not altogether sure why, but I think it may have something to do losing consciousness and control over the 'darkside'. Also the drowsiness is akin to drunkeness, so there must be some link there. But strangely even though I feel tired and drunk I am not remotely horny at the moment. This is very odd for me.

I do often talk of being concerned about the frequency and hardness of my erections. So perhaps I should be thankful for small mercies. Not that it's small or anything! Its just that the harder it gets and the bigger it gets, the less blood there is going to my brain, and I sink deeper into a horny stuper. This all becomes a circle of horny doom from which I find it terribly hard to escape.

So as I said, perhaps I should be thankful. At least it means I will get an early night!

The End?

I know I haven't been going long, but I was thinking of knocking Mycock on the head. But I have been convinced by some very nice people to keep at it. So I'll see what I can bang out...

After the Hollyoaks debacle I have decided to nail up my letter-box...

Whoops!

Just discovered that the Hollyoaks thing was all a big mistake. It was for some bloke down the road. I thought it was weird. I didn't remember ever going to any audition or anything. Ah well I was hoping for a meatier role in Neighbours anyway.