CONFESSIONS OF A WANKAHOLIC

Perhaps that title should have been what I called this blog all those years ago when I set it up. I do have a strange compulsion to confess about my wanking antics. I obviously get a thrill recounting them because I'm reliving the experience as I write. But I also feel there is nothing odd about masturbation and indeed there isn't. Show me someone who says they have never touched themselves sexualy and I'll show you a fibber. I won't say liar, as they are probably just a bit too scared to outright say YES I WANK! I am sat here trying to think what to 'confess' first. I have written down a list of experiences and have been surprised by the amount. From having very evident hardons infront of people (in my pants of course) to sex and masturbation in public places. To setting up online accounts on porn sites so that I can get my hard cock out on webcam for strangers to getting it out on webcam for friends and acquaintances. I must admit even starting to write this down has given me a raging hardon which is, frankly, very distracting... Perhaps I should give links to some of the sites I had accounts such as ratemycock.com. I ended up closing that account but was surprised to find I still had my favourite photo of my cock off there on my hard drive. Am I allowed to post things like that on here? I have no idea, maybe I should do some research first! More soon!

THE RETURN!

It has taken me ages to remember where my blog was and then to gain access to it again! But here I am back for more? We shall see. Can we expect lots of cock talk and masturbation stories? Oh yes!

Free!

Apologies for the vast amount of time that has passed since my last confessional. Who am I apologising to? Anybody there? No? Oh well...

For my own peace of mind I shall recount what befell me.

I was imprisoned in a hospital for the mentally depraved. It was a a hope of the government that my overt hornyness could be curtailed while banged up. However I was kept in solitairy confinement, and far from stopping me, I had little else to do but masturbate while I was all alone in that dark room.

I am pleased to say my autofellatio technique improved vastly. I am now quite capable of sucking the whole head and then some! Although I swear when they measured my height when I was dismissed from the hospital, I was slightly shorter from my stoop!

But when you are alone for that long you need to entertain yourself or you go mad. My back does ache a bit now though...

I was finally released when they decided that I was an incurable case, and I was having an effect on nursing staff too. They used to gather at the grate in my door at night to catch a view of the man who can blow himself. They used to toss in coins as if I was some sort of street performer...

Perhaps thats the career I should pursue?

Moist

I had an absolutely fantastic wank the other night.

Lots of moisturising cream!

The sensation as the cold cream squirted onto my cock was so so good. I rubbed the white liquid slowly into the head and stroked up and down the shaft to ensure everything was covered. The ease at which my hand slid along the length of my cock was unbelievable. Why have I not done this more???

Thinking about it now is giving me a hardon... Perhaps I should nip off and get the moisturiser!

Big Momma

Have just watched Big Brother and fuck it was horny. Perhaps I should have taken my friends advice and applied. There was all sorts of shenanigans going on in the bedroom, Makosi doing a strip got me wanking off, and had I been in the house I would have whipped it out.

Her tits drive me wild. Then they were all watching each other doing things, so so kinky. Makosi was playing with Anthony's cock (he is a cock) and he was playing with her tits while everyne was looking under the covers... Ooh I'm so sad! But sad and horny, which is better than just being sad.

Peeping Tom

I was just busy playing with my hard cock when I heard the sound of young women outside. I darted into the room next door to look out of the window and saw some ladies I recognised as being easy on the eye. As I was already hard and horny, it seemed only natural to continue wanking while watching the women walk by.

God it was good. My cock so very very hard, so much so that it is still erect as I type. I could've spurted almost instantly at the sight of them. It seemed so naughty and exciting. I must admit I think I am something of a voyeur, but am I a peeping tom if it's me looking out of my window rather than in someone elses?

Actually, do I care? It's cock hardeningly fabulous!

No show

I must say I am a little disappointed. So, nobody is interested in a demonstartion of my 'party trick'?

I thought at least one person would show some mild interest.

I was discussing this with a good friend recently and she had at one point expressed a possible interest in witnessing the feat (for the sake of scientific research perhaps?) . We always said if it came up in conversation (and the locale was right) then maybe it would be interesting.

She has since said she can probably imagine what it'd be like, but I pointed out that this isn't really a substitute. Obviously I am an exhibitionist to a degree but not an out an out one. I am actually rather shy (though I suspect some would refute that).

I'd feel comfortable demonstrating for her as we get on rather well and I don't think it's the sort of thing she'd be particularly bothered about. And life is supposed to be about experiences isn't it?

Non-believers!

There are a number of people who have expressed their disbelief in the art of auto-fellatio. And it is an art, I can tell you!

There is one way to settle this matter...

I'm not going to post photographic or video proof on here, but...

But, I may be induced to prove it.

Look, seriously if anyone is genuinely interested/intrigued they can contact me. And we'll take it from there.

Enjoy the show!